kife is the act of sticking a baguette down the throat of a person while holding a 44. caliber magnum with 2 bullets screaming fortnite is gay
by ynnej_si_eht_tseb August 31, 2018
1: "I heard Christine has a kife dude."
2: "Damn, now that I know she has a crust-filled, flaky snatch I don't want any part of that."
2: "Damn, now that I know she has a crust-filled, flaky snatch I don't want any part of that."
by Kife Bacon January 31, 2012
by Kife Licker May 31, 2010
by lifelikezombie March 10, 2009
A short airy little fart, usually the type that occurs while urination in the morning. Or while straining. A kife may also lead to a shart if not careful or cause unwanted residue within underpants..
''Sally let out a small kife while laughing''
Hey Fred, I wouldnt use that pillow... Joe bare assed kife on it yesterday and you might get pink eye..
Hey Fred, I wouldnt use that pillow... Joe bare assed kife on it yesterday and you might get pink eye..
by Yononymous January 14, 2015