Yononymous's definitions

Kife

A short airy little fart, usually the type that occurs while urination in the morning. Or while straining. A kife may also lead to a shart if not careful or cause unwanted residue within underpants..

''Sally let out a small kife while laughing''

Hey Fred, I wouldnt use that pillow... Joe bare assed kife on it yesterday and you might get pink eye..

by Yononymous January 14, 2015