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Kievann is an amazing person who has a massive schlong he is 6ft 5 and can bench press 200kg

make sure you never mess with a kievann
Person 1: Hey have you seen how amazing Kievann is today
Person 2: He is amazing everyday and i heard he has a massive schlong

Person 1: I heard that as well
by Jeff From Tesco June 02, 2020
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