The city of Kiel, won a competition sponsored by Nintendo last night. Every hobo on Earth ejaculated 100 gallons of semen within 24 hours in celebration of Kiel’s victory (Yes, I mean EVERY hobo, including your distant aunt from Tel Aviv).
by GrassiestOfTheGrassy October 27, 2021
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Someone unwilling to stand up for themselves or loved ones. Always takes the easy way out.
We knew he was a cowardly Kiel when he sat complacently listening to those around him denigrate his family.
by On A War Path Wife June 4, 2020
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Kieles the name for a beautiful girl. She’s sweet and compassionate but also doesn’t put up with anyone’s shit. She’s easy to talk to and has a big heart. If you ever get the chance to love a kiele don’t ruin it, worst mistake of your life.
That girl kieles sexy asf I wonder why she’s single
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Kiele is cool and good at soccer. Everyone likes her, especially Emerson!
by Bina the cutest November 21, 2021
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Kiele is a beautiful human bean. She deserves a man who will put her first and understand that she is amazing unlike her small self esteem will tell her. When dating a Kiele, move fast so you dont loose her.
Kiele is perfect, never forget that
by Slothboyy2021 January 18, 2021
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The sweetest boyfriend you'll ever have. He has the biggest heart despite having the mind of a killer. But don't worry, he won't kill you if he loves you. He's insanely silly and you can never tell when he's joking. He's very funny and you'll fall insanely in love with his eyes.
Is it kiel or kale?

I love kiel.

Pronounced like Kyle but not rapist vibes.
by Ilovekielnotkale July 24, 2022
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