Kiel Jaime Alcantara

A very big brain big muscle big boy w big pp

Kiel Jaime Alcantara is so smexy HOYEAH

by BIG BOY BIG PP BIG BRAIN January 31, 2023

Kiel

The sweetest boyfriend you'll ever have. He has the biggest heart despite having the mind of a killer. But don't worry, he won't kill you if he loves you. He's insanely silly and you can never tell when he's joking. He's very funny and you'll fall insanely in love with his eyes.

Is it kiel or kale?

I love kiel.

Pronounced like Kyle but not rapist vibes.

by Ilovekielnotkale July 24, 2022

Kiel

Possibly the dumbest fucking way to spell Kyle. Annoying as fuck and horrible at video games.

I wouldn't want to be a kiel v; XD

by XXOMWTFYBXX October 24, 2019

Kiel

a weirdo

Person 1: Oh look it's Kiel
Person 2: EW he's a weirdo

by A very sane person May 24, 2024

The city of Kiel

A peaceful German city

The city of Kiel, won a competition sponsored by Nintendo last night. Every hobo on Earth ejaculated 100 gallons of semen within 24 hours in celebration of Kiel’s victory (Yes, I mean EVERY hobo, including your distant aunt from Tel Aviv).

by GrassiestOfTheGrassy October 27, 2021

Cowardly Kiel

Someone unwilling to stand up for themselves or loved ones. Always takes the easy way out.

We knew he was a cowardly Kiel when he sat complacently listening to those around him denigrate his family.

by On A War Path Wife June 4, 2020

Kiele

Kieles the name for a beautiful girl. She’s sweet and compassionate but also doesn’t put up with anyone’s shit. She’s easy to talk to and has a big heart. If you ever get the chance to love a kiele don’t ruin it, worst mistake of your life.

That girl kieles sexy asf I wonder why she’s single

by Avatarlover300 April 15, 2020