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Kick bed

When your dad comes home late from drinking and eats your ass like a cheesecake but you bite his nuts off and give them to your dog and suck that cock but fall and kick your bed
“Hey have you done a kick bed yet”

No not yet, but I did it yesterday
by Young booty wipe March 1, 2018
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I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers

A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.

The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
by MC Gee January 23, 2008
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i wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted

A way to describe a girl who may not be the hottest chick around but is still pretty good, can also describe an object which does the job
Dude 1: So what do u think of lisa?
Dude 2: I mean I wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted but I'd probably go her sister
by smaxta August 13, 2007
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You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.
Jessica Alba you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos
by Elburno January 27, 2008
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