A professional wrestler employed with the WWE. Currently, he is affiliated with the Smackdown brand, where he became a one-
time World Heavyweight Champion. However, he has also appeared on Raw and ECW. Basically, he gives wrestling a bad name. He is clumsy,
retarded, and knows very few actual maneuvers. Furthermore, his mic skills and charisma are nonexistent. He achieves victory by screaming and then squeezing his opponent's head until they lose consciousness. Occasionally, he
will switch it up by karate-chopping their forehead or throwing them against the mat. Hopefully, he
will die.