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Khadija Begum 

Khadija is roughly tall, fair, pretty, smart and sporty. She is very funny and a lot of people thinks she's fake but she's not. She is the most competitive and sportiest girl in school. (Probably the best at all sports there). She has excellent taste in clothes and looks great whatever she wears. She's very smart with general knowledge and her strongest subject is either Science or Maths. She's the best in her class at Physical Education. A lot of people admire her for how elegant and comfortable she is with the way she talks to people. She is the Pe teachers 'teachers pet' and is literally the classes Pe teacher. She is great at holding sporty events and after school clubs. She may seem like she has a lot of friends but only trusts a few in her heart. She is both physically and mentally stronger than everyone in her class. Khadijas are really funny they might have lame jokes and laugh at them themselves but you know you find them funny yourself. Khadijas often like blue and are very determined and practical with everything they do. Even giving small comments and appreciations to Khadijas, it means a lot to them. If anyone hurts or says anything rude about someone Khadijas care about, they won't let you get away with it as Khadijas will do anything to protect the people they love. Khadijas are really good at fighting and are very smart intellectually, so NEVER underestimate a Khadija.
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Deep down Khadijas just want to feel loved so don't try to upset khadijas as they're already hurt deep inside. If someone is rude to khadijas or talks bad about them they're obviously jealous of Khadijas. Khadijas are very analytical so they catch on very quick, so if you're trying to hide something from them, you will be caught! Remember always try to keep Khadijas feeling loved and remember you'll be outsmarted by them if you try to do anything bad but they're really cute and sweet inside and may seem very immature and childish, overall keep khadijas in your life!
~ :ohmygod look Khadija Begum is coming, she's so cool always helping people and she's sick at sports XD
Khadija Begum by Ayesha khanom August 2, 2021
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