Keys and Locks

Synonyms for the penis and vagina; Any philosophy that uses this comparison.

Let me tell you something about keys and locks:

There's a key for every hole
And some holes have lots of keys
And sometimes two locks try to unlock eachother
And sometimes two keys unlock the same lock at the same time
And sometimes a lock gets unlocked by several keys in the same day
And sometimes a lock has a different key for every day of the week
And sometimes a lock gets unlocked by a different key every month
And sometimes a key can unlock multiple locks
And sometimes a key decides it no longer wants to be a key and transforms itself into a lock
And some locks only want try and unlock lots of locks
And some locks can be unlocked by more than two keys at the same time

Keys and Locks by SiL3Nt-J July 17, 2026

locks and keys 

A new sex term, a girl's private part is the lock and the boys private part in the key. For gays it's still the same, for lesbians it's 2 combination locks.

Boy 1: What are you doing this weekend?
Boy 2: oh you know, just doing locks and keys .

locks and keys by Plant duck January 2, 2017