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keys cow 

Actually translates to mga susi baka in filipino (several sussy bakas), rather than susi baka (if translated word for word that is). However google translate is bad and only works for keys cow rather than key cow
Random guy who does a little trolling: translate keys cow to filipino lolll
Filipino: that isn't funny because actually you're saying there's several sussy bakas and this is private chat so you are key cow too
keys cow by Lance0 September 3, 2021
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keys cow 

mike: hey jake translate keys cow into filipino
jake: okay
result: susi baka
keys cow by 0949385 August 17, 2021

keys cow 

Simp: hi
Girl: shut up u keys cow
keys cow by nullware hub August 1, 2021

keys cow 

it means ur a susi baka
u are keys cow (susi baka)
keys cow by Meme Glory August 17, 2021

Keys Cow 

Something you should never translator in Google Translate
Mark: Hey, translate Keys Cow in google translate!
John: Okay, it says sussy baka
Mark: Haha I got you!
Keys Cow by I_don't_fuckin_know August 11, 2021

keys cow 

DO NOT USE THIS AND CONVERT IT INTO FILIPINO IT SAYS SUSI BAKA
oh look its a keys cow
keys cow by anonymous April 17, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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