thought up of claudio sanchez from coheed and cambria, the keywork is the name given to the fictional galaxy made up of 78 planets of "heaven's fence". they are connected by beams of energy and are inhabited by three races, the prise, the mage, and the humans.
The term refers to people who search stuff only in keywords, and not in full sentences.
An example of how a person using keyword-ese would look something like this: Mole butt cancer
Whilst a person who googles in full sentences would do it like this: can the mole on my butt be a sign of cancer?
Guy: Why’s your search history so weird?
Girl: Oh I search in keyword-ese.
Guy: No, not that. I was referring to the midget porn.
(n.) the frustration of waiting for someone that sucks at typing to finish writingsomething on a computer.
Guy 1- "Did Stan email the prof about the project."
Guy 2- "Yeah, it took like 20 minutes because he was chicken pecking the shit out of the keys! Honestly, I could have written it in 3!"
Guy 1- "Shit. You must have been pretty keybored, bro!"
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.