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Ketty James 

I rare bird, the Ketty James is a white female, often from the home counties (especially Surrey or Essex). Despite not wanting to get a reputation for having a drug habit the Ketty James will not shut up about the OUTRAGEOUS amount of drugs (especially ketamine) that she does on Sunday nights with her all female drinking society.
A closely related even rarer species is the hyper-aggressive, even more spudded Co-ketty James. Both should be handled with caution as they're volatile creatures know for their flamboyant dress sense and prolific shouting.
"How was last night?"
"Good I got properly fucked up, but don't worry I wasn't as bad as ketty james"
"Good! No one wants to be as bad as ketty james"
Ketty James by bincam June 3, 2018
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