Ken Zone

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A state of persistent failure in pseudo-sports like golf and candlepin bowling. Used to describe both the actual performance and the negative state of mind associated with constant failure.

"Don't worry about it, he's just mad because he's been living in the Ken Zone all day."

Ken Zone by PGA Phil April 3, 2019

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Ken Zone

When a female thinks of a guy, usually her friend, as a non-sexual entity.
Like a Ken doll, he might as well have no genitals.
Worse than the friend-zone.

See "Barbie'd": Same concept, genders switched.

Girl 1: Damn girl, your friend is fine!
Girl 2: I never noticed. He's like a brother to me.
Girl 1: So he's in the Ken Zone?
Girl 2: Basically...

Ken Zone by iGregatron October 10, 2014

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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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