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Keith Vaz 

An amnesic bald washing machine salesman from Leicester with a predilection for Romanian male sex workers and cocaine.

Keith prefers to discuss paid-for sex using the term 'redecorating my flat' .

Any official investigation into the washing machine salesman is hampered by his repeatedly failing to answer direct questions, giving incomplete answers and non-cooperation despite his background in providing oversight of important elements of the criminal justice system, including the police and the criminal law.
'I've got a big job on tonight; got to redecorate Keith Vaz's flat'

'Can't stop mate, got to deliver this snow to Mr Vaz. He's having another suds party at his flat'

'Buna ziua- boonuh zeewah Mr Vaz, do you need Marius, Florin and Dragos to come an dredecorate your flat again this week?'
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country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026

give a hoot don't pollute 

the act of giving a hoot and not polluting
*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*
Word of the Day on July 1, 2026

grandnibling 

My grandnibling is a good person.
grandnibling by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
Word of the Day on June 30, 2026
People in their early 20s that take shortcuts sometimes, because life is hard and making it harder for yourself is just not the young ho mindset.
Young hoes cook everything in high
Young Ho by Theogyungho February 2, 2026
Word of the Day on June 29, 2026