The Wine Mom's Kegel 

The act of sticking a wine bottle up your ass and doing a handstand to get drunk.

Me and the boys are thinking of doing the wine mom's kegel tonight.

The Wine Mom's Kegel by Gavin Astrokes May 22, 2025

Koegel's

Only the most delicious hot dog ever. Comes from Flint and anyone from Michigan will tell you it isn't a hot dog unless it's a Koegel hot dog.

Yeah, man. It's not a real coney dog if it ain't Koegel's .

Koegel's by deschanel7013 March 8, 2011

Keel-Sa 

A Haryanvi phrase meaning "a lanky and extremely skinny individual". Often used as a form of profanity.

Frustrated at Brian, Anna yelled "you FUCKING KEEL-SA!!" in an attempt to express her hatred for him.

Keel-Sa by ekta_y September 5, 2011

kegels Sex

When a man is fully inserted into a females vagina and does nothing. Only after may the female begin her Kegels exercise. The female will flex her vagina at an extremely high rate, forcing the male incumbent to ejaculate "Like a Motha Fucka" so to speak. Thus Kegels Sex.

Kegels Sex is not for the incompetent.

kegels Sex by Daddy & Son Burnsed July 23, 2008

keel shot 

Taking a big enough hit off a pipe that you keel over.

Joe:How was the bud last night?
James: Fuckin' amazing! Had a keel shot off my first hit!

keel shot by Drudy January 1, 2007

keel story 

Keel stories are when someone explain a story or something but what they have said is uninteresting or generally no one really gives a fuck about it.

“man jade just told us all a real keel story”

keel story by Spicyboy2319 January 5, 2018

ass kegels 

The act of clenching your asshole repeatedly when you really need to poop, but you're not near a bathroom.

Man, there was so much traffic on my way home that I had to do ass kegels to hold it in.

ass kegels by Jamie Madders November 10, 2014