Klopper Kebab

A kid who always refers to his own inside jokes and phrases, as well as speaking gibberish frequently. Klopper is generally humorous and very entertaining to be around.

Me: Haha, look at that over there!
Klopper: Haha, hey bow it's Nigel, bic wan, zoob, yallah habibi *random noises*
Me: Uh, ok then, Klopper Kebab

by CM641 January 26, 2017

Hooker Kebab

A synonym for stilletos. I've heard that term repeatedly from Julie Bowen on the Jimmy Kimmel show.
youtube.com/watch?v=lyEHS2KDcRM

(Showing her stilletos) "Is this like hooker kebab?"

by Osmone Everony March 6, 2020

Kebabbed

When a dick enters from one end and comes out the other

Jane got kebabbed by John the other night, I miss her dearly

by CroatianBirdSucker April 10, 2023

Kebabbed

When a dick enters one end and comes out the other

Jane really got Kebabbed by John the other day, I miss her dearly

by CroatianBirdSucker April 10, 2023

Slippery kebab

Cum leaking from a hammered vagina directly after ejaculation

Would you like a towel to clean your slippery kebab darling?

by Pedrostallion September 27, 2016

The Owain’s Kebab

When a fatass kebab-eating cunt is shagging his bird and he thinks about food, gets hungry and thinks her clit is a kebab. He then proceeds to bit it vigorously until she bleeds and drinks it.

Guy 1: Yo, I gave my bird The Owain’s Kebab last night
Guy 2: Fucking virgin

by The Thrift Shoo February 14, 2018

Kebabing

A well endowed individual, standing at the back of a queue of sexual partners, uses his erect penis to skewer the collective.

Come with me to Robert's house, he'll give us a good kebabing.

by Edwardscissorcock June 12, 2020