Keaton James

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Keaton James is a big fat meth who lives in Middlesbrough grangetown the place all the scruffs live , he’s shagged everyone and there mamas. He got a fuzzy dick and a fat girl who gets used for her car that needs to be specially manufactured for her fat chubby belly . Keaton also liked to do a lot of drugs at the same time and ends up wetting himself 🙈🙈

Me : Keaton James is a meth
Everyone : we know x

Keaton James by Name66868 January 13, 2024

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James Keeton

A guy who has an enormous sack. Not only is this sack massive, the balls within are so small they barely resemble anything.

A James Keeton is the name given to the smallest ratio of ball size to sack size ever measured.

Hey man, that guy has a James Keeton. I didn’t realise it actually existed

James Keeton by Definition 124726638 July 1, 2019

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