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(n.) the grouping of chest hair that grows predominantly around the nipples.
"my keanu is out of control...time to trim"
by im.e.kiwi April 14, 2010
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Keanu is a big fat who loves staying inside longing for his dad to come home until his dad returns he will be a keyboard warrior and defend his council house until his death.This fat fucker loves eating snacks
keanu is fat
by fat snake June 12, 2018
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They are the most stupidest and idiotic humans.they are sex gods
Oh man I was being Keanu yesterday
by He hens cn November 26, 2019
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Keanu is a stunning guy who would do anything for his gf/bf.He compliments people and ALWAYS thinks positive even if he is sad.
Guy :omg only if keanu was gay
Girl:he’s bi
Guy:Omg I need to make him fall in love with me
by Definitions💖 August 08, 2020
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Type of beard which the person has hairless patches on his otherwise manly face!
Whoa dude that is a most excellent keanu that bro has!
by Ted Logan November 13, 2007
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Stunning Young lady. She's Respectful unless you make her mad, Intelligent, She can be stubborn sometimes, amazing kisser, she has a hard time opening her heart but when she does its really something special. She prefers to hang around boys rather than girls, She's antisocial , Usually stays in the house or over a friends, She doesn't like to show emotions, shes a strong young lady, strive for greatness, always is there for people when they need it the most, plus she's thick as fuck and she's cute
Boy #1: You and Keanu still mess around?
Boy #2: Duh she holds it down for me i aint never gonna leave her

Boy #3: And thats the way its suppose to be i need me a Keanu bro.
by User1278 December 23, 2016
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