When a man and woman are having sex, and the man picks the woman up via his penis. He then spins around and slings her into a nearby wall, tree, door, etc. and yells "kaboomarang!"
1. characterized by or proceeding from a stupid action.
2. something that comes back to bite one in the ass.
3. has the appearance of something cool, but ultimately turns out terribly for the initiator.
–noun
7. Informal. a kaboomerang.
Man#1: So, then I got so mad that lit my shirt on fire to prove he was wrong.
Man#2: And how did that work out for ya?
Man#1: ...had to go to the hospital.
Man#2: Well that sucks.
Man#1: Yeah, it was a total kaboomerang.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!