Kazoo Kazoo

The sound of a heavy machine gun charging/firing.

That minigun went kazoo kazoo!

by opinionatedash July 30, 2023

anal kazoo

The act of putting a kazoo up someone's ass and then playing a song with the other end, preferably theme songs from 80's tv shows.

Ping: I sure could go for another anal kazoo.

Dean: I just gave you an anal kazoo last night. Can I at least stop playing the theme song from Chips? You get too excited and always shit all over my face.

by Bazinga728 October 30, 2010

booze kazoo

The breathalyzer interlock device you blow into to be able to start your car.

Gerald can't drive his car without his booze kazoo.

by Hairdo December 2, 2013

Kansas Kazoo

The sexual act of vibrating the pussy so fast that it creates a humming sound.

We tried for hours, but i finally heard the Kansas Kazoo. She screamed with pleasure so loud her jaw popped out.

by M-Chill December 21, 2012

cancer kazoo

An electrolarynx, akin to a megaphone or Mr. Microphone, only it is held to a blowhole in the throat after the larynx has been removed due to diseases like Cancer. The resulting "voice" is very buzzy, throaty, and monotone - but it's all you got at that point. What's sadder is that a lot of the people in this situation smoked a truckload of cigarettes along the way, and they usually look somewhat "weathered", "leathery", or "rugged" to add a visual scare with the auditory one.

Ned from South Park wears a cancer kazoo on his left wrist.

I thought a Cylon from the original Battlestar Galactica series was talking to me, but it was just a guy with a cancer kazoo.

by Popehat2 December 9, 2007

kazoo kid

Only the most bomb ass living boy on the planet who can rock a Kazoo like no other.
Often associated with an old educational video for children "Kazoo kid" has turned into a dank meme from the overreacting kid (kazoo kid) and the low production quality.

1,Wow did you see that video about Kazoo Kid?
2, yeah that kid has way too much swag I cant even handle the kazoo.

by Milkmansmilk September 7, 2016

Kazoo Parade

The act of performing fellatio on a series of flaccid penises.

In order to be appointed grand marshal of a kazoo parade, one must have a powerful jaw and a potent salivary gland.

You hear that? Sounds like a kazoo parade is going down in there!

by Dirty D. May 13, 2014