Kazoo Kazoo
Kazoo Kazoo by opinionatedash July 30, 2023
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
anal kazoo
The act of putting a kazoo up someone's ass and then playing a song with the other end, preferably theme songs from 80's tv shows.
Ping: I sure could go for another anal kazoo.
Dean: I just gave you an anal kazoo last night. Can I at least stop playing the theme song from Chips? You get too excited and always shit all over my face.
Dean: I just gave you an anal kazoo last night. Can I at least stop playing the theme song from Chips? You get too excited and always shit all over my face.
anal kazoo by Bazinga728 October 30, 2010
Related Words
Kazoo Kazoo • kazoo • kazoo kid • cancer kazoo • dirty kazoo • General Kazoo • Kazoo Dick • Lil kazoo kid • molly kazoo • rusty kazoo
booze kazoo
booze kazoo by Hairdo December 2, 2013
Kansas Kazoo
We tried for hours, but i finally heard the Kansas Kazoo. She screamed with pleasure so loud her jaw popped out.
Kansas Kazoo by M-Chill December 21, 2012
cancer kazoo
An electrolarynx, akin to a megaphone or Mr. Microphone, only it is held to a blowhole in the throat after the larynx has been removed due to diseases like Cancer. The resulting "voice" is very buzzy, throaty, and monotone - but it's all you got at that point. What's sadder is that a lot of the people in this situation smoked a truckload of cigarettes along the way, and they usually look somewhat "weathered", "leathery", or "rugged" to add a visual scare with the auditory one.
Ned from South Park wears a cancer kazoo on his left wrist.
I thought a Cylon from the original Battlestar Galactica series was talking to me, but it was just a guy with a cancer kazoo.
I thought a Cylon from the original Battlestar Galactica series was talking to me, but it was just a guy with a cancer kazoo.
cancer kazoo by Popehat2 December 9, 2007
kazoo kid
Only the most bomb ass living boy on the planet who can rock a Kazoo like no other.
Often associated with an old educational video for children "Kazoo kid" has turned into a dank meme from the overreacting kid (kazoo kid) and the low production quality.
Often associated with an old educational video for children "Kazoo kid" has turned into a dank meme from the overreacting kid (kazoo kid) and the low production quality.
1,Wow did you see that video about Kazoo Kid?
2, yeah that kid has way too much swag I cant even handle the kazoo.
2, yeah that kid has way too much swag I cant even handle the kazoo.
kazoo kid by Milkmansmilk September 7, 2016
Kazoo Parade
In order to be appointed grand marshal of a kazoo parade, one must have a powerful jaw and a potent salivary gland.
You hear that? Sounds like a kazoo parade is going down in there!
You hear that? Sounds like a kazoo parade is going down in there!
Kazoo Parade by Dirty D. May 13, 2014
More from Urban Dictionary
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026