katie holmes 

Any girl who innocently takes on the role of "beard" to hide a man's homosexuality.

Katie Holmes is a poor, unsuspecting beard for Tom's pathetic
attempt to mask his obvious inner West-Hollywood queen.

katie holmes by Anne-Lise August 31, 2005

katie holmes 

actress with a kind of crooked smile that "dates" crazy couch jumper tom cruise. also being followed by a bunch of scientologists. nice boobs, tho'.

i wonder how is sex for katie holmes now that i have seen how tom cruise jumps on couches.

katie holmes by erik lervold September 5, 2005

katie holmes 

B-List actress who is rising to the top of the Hollywood ladder by being Tom Cruise's beard (Sorry ladies, but he is very much a friend of Dorothy's). Has two different facial expressions and a large birthmark on her rump. Claims to be a virgin, but at 26- honestly, come on!

Person 1: This person is a bad actress!
Person 2: Yeah, that's Katie Holmes. At least she's riding on Tom Cruise's coattails so she'll go "somewhere"...

katie holmes by LolaLola August 31, 2005

katie holmes 

1. To sell you soul for A-list stardom. see: easy virtue

I used to like Katie Holmes, but now she's just a knocked-up ho.

katie holmes by Mona Lott May 18, 2006

Katie Holmes 

(verb) to get out of an abusive and controlling relationship without the other party noticing what's going down until you are long gone.

"Awesome! Way to Katie Holmes your way out of there and into a bright exciting future!"

Katie Holmes by K_Holmes March 3, 2015

katie holmes 

A meek twenty something year old actress (see pushover) who is currently being forced into marriage with the evil and domineering Tom Cruise. Will most likely only be remembered for her character Joey on the show Dawsons Creek, which explored teen self discovery through pathetic, nauseating monologues.

(when referring to someone acting like a door mat): "Stop pulling a Katie Holmes!"

katie holmes by thepinkpanther September 19, 2005

Katie Holmes 

(n.) A young woman whose sad predicament initally elicits pity, but through her repeated actions only solidifies one's opinion that she dug her own grave. See also: pulling a Katie Holmes

I totally felt sorry for that shy girl who got knocked up by Lester the Molester. But now, she's livin' in a trailer with him and cookin' meth every weekend. What a Katie Holmes.

Katie Holmes by sunnyrustle December 24, 2008