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Katariwala 

A superior race of humans that were handcrafted by Lord Krishna himself. This bunch of humans are the most intelligent, talented, and attractive of all to walk this Earth. Nobody can compare to them
Girl 1- Look at him, my body needs him tonight
Girl2- It's cuz he's a Katariwala
Girl3- I gotta have him as well
Katariwala by Barney Stinson 2.0 October 13, 2011
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Andrew's katana

Andrew's Katana states that, for each intelligent person in a room, a person of opposite intelligence and one order of magnitude louder must also exist.
"Quite frankly, I disagree with him on a number of economic policies and-"
"TRUMP 0 16!!!!!!!"
-Andrew's Katana in action
Andrew's katana by millsad November 8, 2015

Katariwala 

Human beings characterized by absolute perfection. They are extremely intelligent, awesome, superior, and the males are masters of making thai food. No other human beings can even compare to such a race.
Girl #1: I just had thai food from a katariwala, it was the best thai food I ever had.

Girl #2: I know I also had thai food with you guys. It was 5-star quality

Girl #3: I know, thai food tastes so much better especially when there are 4 of us.
Katariwala by Barney Stinson 2.0 November 7, 2011

Katniss'd 

(Verb)-To volunteer yourself for something in the place of someone dear to you, putting yourself before them in order to save them.

Comes from the heroic act of Katniss Everdeen in the opening chapters of the Hunger Games, in which she volunteers herself instead of her sister to go to a gladiator-style battle to the death.
I had a presentation for Latin class today and I wasn't ready, but then Marissa katniss'd me and volunteered to go in my place. What a BRO.
Katniss'd by pseudonymous dickhead October 18, 2012

Katanatard 

A person who unquestioningly believes any (or possibly every) myth, no matter how incredulous, about the cutting power, efficiency, design, manufacture, materials (typically the steel) and other attributes of the katana (whether an artifact or a replica), especially in the hands of a samurai, ninja or some other action hero. Typically, the katanatard will also feel the need to make similar extravagant claims him/herself to everyone else (especially any skeptics), in spite of a typically superficial knowledge at best of militaria and military history. Often also a japanophile, sometimes also an otaku, and possibly, but not necessarily, also someone with a sexual fetish for the katana.

Origin: Blend of "katana" and "retard", probably modeled on "fucktard" and similar words with -tard as the second element.
I heard this one guy on the boards go: "European plate armor? That's the best you can do? Please. An Edo-Period katana could cleave a Sherman Tank in two." Damn katanatards these days...

Katalina 

Katalina is the most amazing beautiful girl you will ever meet, she has something special about her that can make anyone smile no matter what. Katalina is happy fun person to be around and is there if you ever need to tell someone something that gets you down or just need to talk about it. She is sweet smart girl that can be nasty but that what makes her human and who can blame a girl that trust.
Person 1: Josh is so lucky to be dating katalina
Person2: yeah
Katalina by Zoombot2003 January 1, 2018