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[Karl Rove]'d it

To control or influence the outcome of events in any given situation or setting by nefarious or conciliatory means. To be the ‘puppet master’. To ensure a desired outcome within an event by controlling or directing the actions of others (whether through an individual or a tertiary party) usually while one’s direct involvement is veiled or ambiguous to outsiders.
"So, hey Brett, are you getting that new funding for your department?"
"Hopefully. I've been pushing some things under the table, it should all pan out in the end"
"Wow, so you really 'Karl Rove'd it', huh?"
"Oh, yeah."

karl dilkington 

Karl Pilkington's "Nick Name" Given To Him By His Insurance Company When They Said His Last Name Incorrectly.
Dear Mr. Dilkington

You are our most valuable customer

"I Threw in the bin" -"Karl Dilkington"

karl decline 

the act of drinking vodka so excessively that one literally goes from tipsy to on the verge of alcohol poisoning within an hour. may result in, but not limited to excessive regurgitation (especially on floors), low pulse, extreme solo dancing, 24+ hour hangover, and cancellation of all previously formulated plans.
oh god, look at him. he's on the karl decline!!!

there's no turning back! he's karl declining like mad!!

Man, yesterday I karl declined all night...fml.
karl decline by mcjigglesmccafery December 14, 2010

International Karl Day 

International Karl day is a day to recognise and pay respects to all of the Karl’s with a K who forever have to say ‘No not with a C’.
Yes my names Karl but it’s spelt with a K not a C’

International Karl Day celebrates a name which happens to come from a German variant of the name Charles, which happens to mean free man, strong.

National Karl Day 

On May 3 it is national Karl day to support Karl from mr beast because he didn’t ruin mr beast
Yo did you hear that May 3 is National Karl Day
National Karl Day by VinDog2 April 28, 2021

Karl Diaz 

A sexy hot guy usually big and black with a massive shlong. This person will always kiss you goodnight.
Damn that guy Karl Diaz is a sussy baka
Karl Diaz by BiGNBlaK4 August 7, 2021