The process of drinking far too much alcohol though coercion from Karl Stamm, thus, making your night really awesome but completely fucking up your morning.
To control or influence the outcome of events in any given situation or setting by nefarious or conciliatory means. To be the ‘puppet master’. To ensure a desired outcome within an event by controlling or directing the actions of others (whether through an individual or a tertiary party) usually while one’s direct involvement is veiled or ambiguous to outsiders.
"So, hey Brett, are you getting that new funding for your department?"
"Hopefully. I've been pushing some things under the table, it should all pan out in the end"
"Wow, so you really 'Karl Rove'd it', huh?"
"Oh, yeah."
the act of drinking vodka so excessively that one literally goes from tipsy to on the verge of alcohol poisoning within an hour. may result in, but not limited to excessive regurgitation (especially on floors), low pulse, extreme solo dancing, 24+ hour hangover, and cancellation of all previously formulated plans.
oh god, look at him. he's on the karl decline!!!
there's no turning back! he's karl declining like mad!!