Kario Mart 

N. The classic N-64 game with a twist: when the race starts, all participants must open a beer. You may not finish until your beer is finihed.

Three guys playing Kario Mart:

"Im just gonna chug my beer first and then start racing."
"Nah, Im gonna race first, stop before the finish line, chug my beer, and cross the line for the win"
"Your strategies all suck. Playing one handed while drinkin with the other ftw"

Kario Mart by asdfghjklasdf1234 February 23, 2009

kario mart 

an epic drinking game in which everyone opens up a beer at the start of a mario kart race and can not finish until there beer is done. The one rule is no drinking and driving.

me and the yatties played everyones favorite game kario mart I cleary won as my drinking skills were above everyone elses

kario mart by bookzy July 24, 2012

Kario Mart 

What you call Mario Kart when you don't want to get copyright claimed in youtube vids

"I can beat all of you in Mario Kart" *one copyright claim later* "I will destroy all of you in Kario Mart only available at stame gop.

Kario Mart by drinkbleachonadailybasis January 17, 2019

kario mart 

Playing Mario Kart while intoxicated. Typically under the influence of alcohol or cannabis.

We smoked a few bowls and played kario mart.

kario mart by Shazbot470 November 7, 2010