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Kansas Kiwi
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It's
when the
gerbil (or other small mammal) crawls
back out
of the
rectum
"So
when the
Kansas kiwi...
you know
... is it
dry and crusty
when it emerges?"
"No. No, it's wet."
by
Paintbait
August 8, 2020
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