The Kali walked in and everybody stared at her, how could anybody be so awesome and act so normal? She was the best person in the room and nobody tried to deny it.
by Christie119 November 29, 2011
An amazing person who is beautiful inside and out. Is a great friend and is very funny! She underestimates herself. If you tell her she is pretty she will deny it. She can make friends with about anyone!
She is definately a Kali!
by Dakotasummer June 26, 2011
by loveeeeeeeeeyoubabygirlhahahah August 12, 2010
1. A really amazing girl who everyone looks up to. She's gorgeous but people don't love her for her looks. She stands up for what is right and wont tolerate stupidity or obnoxiousness from anyone. She does her best to help people when they need it, but has no sympathy for people who ignored her original advice and got into trouble. She is a down-to-earth chick with a fun, caring personality. (Generally does what makes her happy.)
She totally just pulled a Kali, she doesn't take any shit!
Woah, i wish i was Kali. She can do whatever she wants and people still love her!
Woah, i wish i was Kali. She can do whatever she wants and people still love her!
by XXDANCERXX <-hotness December 6, 2010
A short girl with hair so brown it's almost black, cute face, long legs, sexy body, and a walk that would make a gay man straight. Hangs out with people who can make her laugh, and is naive, but still incredibly smart. Typically doesn't know the effect she has on her guy friends. One of the greatest friends you will ever have.
by KaliGurl425 June 5, 2014
by jennifer April 15, 2005
From all available evidence, this woman was possessed of a beauty beyond compare. This sonnet was found written on the hearts of any man who met her, “I have been enslaved by bliss”. Anthropologists often mistook her for a “goddess of destruction” but evidence has confirmed that the destruction that surrounded her was due to the effect she had on men. Scholars generally refer to her now as, “the goddess of distraction”. It was impossible to accomplish anything in her presence. Although her beauty is immortal, she is apparently possessed of many skills. It is said that if a man could restrain himself from expressing his undying love for her, an event which usually occurred within the first few minutes of gazing upon her beauty, you would gain a lifelong friend and protector. So fierce was she in battle that it is said her eyes alone could save a kingdom from destruction. Additionally, all of the arts increased in her time. Every man sought to become an artist in the classic sense in order to win her favor. It is said that more men were musicians, sculptors, poets and painters in this period of our human history than in any other. The scope of this definition makes it impossible to treat the extant works extolling her beauty. So sensual was this goddess that it is claimed that the famed library of Alexandria was comprised mostly of the hopes of men, written in ink, that they should not die before they tasted the fruits of her love.
Kali, her breasts are as the full moon, no man may shift his gaze from upon them
Kali, her face it dims the sun, no light can compare
Kali I have seen, my love is now immortal
Kali, her face it dims the sun, no light can compare
Kali I have seen, my love is now immortal
by In the face of beauty September 25, 2011