DIMS 

dick in mouth syndrome - when you cant understand somebody because they're mumbling

"kfkhitusdaina"

what was that i cant understand you because you have DIMS

DIMS by the fakin Circle February 17, 2009

DIMS 

DIMS is an extension of the phrase 'Martin Is Dan's Dad'. DIMS stands for 'Dan Is Martin's Son'. It follows many variations of the phrase, including MSID (Martin's Son Is Dan), DDIM (Dan's Dad Is Martin), FODIM (Father Of Dan Is Martin), SOMID (Son Of Martin Is Dan), etc. Likewise it is possible to become obsessed with these words, leading to random shouting of the acronyms (and associated words like 'Hall' or 'Father'), withdrawal symptoms and writing the aforementioned phrases onto anything that comes to hand.

Mum: 'Have you done your homework?'
Obsessed Child: 'No, but DIMS, so... FODIM HALL SON MIDD RADAR!!!!!'

DIMS by xObsessedbbzx January 15, 2011

DIMS 

Dick In Mouth Syndrome; refers to the awkwardness that results when you run into someone whom you've preformed oral sex on, but are not in a relationship with. Can also refer to a one night stand, someone you've had sex with once, but you are not friends with them, or in a relationship with them. Can be used by either men or women.

When we were at the bar, we ran into someone you've given oral sex and my friend asked me, "what was that about?" and I said "DIMS" and she said, "Ohhh"

DIMS by xtinawins April 25, 2006

DIMS 

Drunk In Morning Syndrome. When you wake up after a night of drinking and still feel intoxicated.

I'm a little DIMS so I probably shouldn't drive.

DIMS by themoonies September 2, 2013

dims 

the best thing that could happen to you

the other day i got rewarded w/ dims

dims by smile February 26, 2005

dims 

the best thing that could happen to u

the other day i got rewarded with dims

dims by smile May 13, 2005

dims 

It's the most powerful thing in the multiverse. Even Chuck Norris can't crush. Only lord Morgan Freeman can control, because he knows, he truly only is it's bitch.

The dims is too big and long I can't contain it!

dims by Dat veirdos December 2, 2016