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Kale girls 

Quite possibly the best looking girls in the world. If your a kale girl, you've been blessed with unbelievable beauty and the ability to make any man fall to his knees. Beware though, kale girls have a very scary ability to ruin a life, so watch out and try your darndest to get and stay on their good side. If you are not a kale girl, but are lucky enough to have one in your life, whether it be as a friend or whatever, you are super lucky and it is in your best interest to keep them in your life. Kale girls can be the best friends you will ever find and can be the best girlfriends too. They are loving, caring and crazy as all get out! They tend to be the loudest girls you will ever meet, and they don't care if they get on your nerves with it so don't even bother complaining. You can't help but love kale girls, they are just so darn cute. It seems though, that a lot of girls want to hate them so very badly but they just can't because they secretly love them so much and wanna be just like them when they grow up. Keep dreaming girls, it wont happen. Kale girls are one-of-a-kind. Just remember though; they're just like you, only prettier.
"I feel like my boyfriend doesn't like me anymore"

"Yea, he doesn't. I've seen him talking to one of those kale girls. There's no hope for you now."
Kale girls by kjnakca December 7, 2009
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Kale Girl 

Sort of a hipster, health connoisseur in diet and exercise, that is very crafty, extremely pretty, very practical, very intelligent and very open.
"How can Savannah NOT see that she's a kale girl?"

"Yeah, she's totally a kale girl"
Kale Girl by Pumas2119 February 19, 2017
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