1. The ancient war weapon of the Chinese Nanguari warriors.
2. The name of the serbian prime minister Urmo Kakapunding.
3. The Finnish tradition of leaving a dish of Lohikeitto for the öögubuugu ghost to feast in the night.
4. The famous African car company.
5. A person who can't dance.
1. "Bring forth the kakapunding!"
2. "Mr. Kakapunding is not responsible for the incident with the accordion."
3. "Hei Mikkänen, did you put the Lohikeitto under the table?"
"No."
"Well its kakapunding today, so hurry up."
4. "I only drive a kakapunding."
5. "Mikkanän is such a kakapunding."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.