Acronym for 'Kilometre Peter', meaning a guy with a large member. Also, a guy with big feet, because you know what they say about guys with big feet.
by eugenesmonalisa August 3, 2009
KP could step on my neck and I’d thank her
by virgoxvirgo February 13, 2020
by hothell June 15, 2009
KP is a rapper, his first song was called To2 you can listen to the song on Apple Music, he is famous for “having the kit” and “rocking this shit like MP3”.
by Harvard’s Dictionary June 12, 2020
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He is a God. He is Omnipotent. He likes Ice Cream. Will park his car and fuck your bitch at the same time. Has long hair that flows in the wind.
Gets all the money, and all the bitches. He could make Ellen DeGeneres straight. He supplies Columbia with Cocaine. He gives Black people Chicken. He gives Asian people Rice. He is the son of Jesus. He is KP. He will be the 45th President. He doesn't like being touched. Except by bitches. KP is a God.
Gets all the money, and all the bitches. He could make Ellen DeGeneres straight. He supplies Columbia with Cocaine. He gives Black people Chicken. He gives Asian people Rice. He is the son of Jesus. He is KP. He will be the 45th President. He doesn't like being touched. Except by bitches. KP is a God.
K- Dawg: KP is a god! Don't Question Him!
Desmond: Stop Dickeating.
Zeezus: CHILL THIRST LORD, HE'S GOT HEAT TRADES.
Desmond: Stop Dickeating.
Zeezus: CHILL THIRST LORD, HE'S GOT HEAT TRADES.
by Swag Jesus July 12, 2013
The key peninsula A.K.A the KP. A small city in Washington state which has a very extensive history of drug use and rape. The “KP kids” (a name given to them by the “gig harbor kids”) have been in a 30 year gang type war. Many lives have been lost and many buttholes have been expanded.
“Hey, wanna go to the KP?”
“No we might get enlarged buttholes then trip and fall on heroine needles.”
“No we might get enlarged buttholes then trip and fall on heroine needles.”
by God Shit November 19, 2017