A generally older male, infirmed and wheelchair bound, who requires physical aids in order to urinate and defecate. Often tenderly cared for by another person referred to as "maverick".
The word used to describe someone who can’t sit through a movie without rearranging furniture, tapping their foot like a caffeinated woodpecker, and fidgeting with their phone.
Let me tell you about our friend… he’s the epitome of a kinetic person. Imagine a caffeinated squirrel on a double espresso binge, ricocheting off walls, ceilings, and unsuspecting pedestrians. Their perpetual motion is a symphony of chaos, a ballet of flailing limbs, and a testament to the human capacity for absurdity. Oh and their kryptonite is a good ole rabbit hole.