kaife

Possibly of German or Dutch origin. A synonym for shit/junk/rubbish. Can be used as an intesifier.

"What is this kaife?"
"How the kaife did he do that?"
"What the kaife..."
"Bunch o' kaife."
"KAIFE AND A HAIFE"

by TeamWolfpack February 21, 2005

Kaif

King of kings. A person that is unpredictable and capable of surprising you any moment. Their creativity and ability to create a spark in any situation makes them a born leader no matter what the situation.

He really acted like a kaif in that game.

He will grow up to be a kaif one day.

by kingkong91 April 28, 2011

Kaif

A person who is always there for everyone and the most loyal of people. But people take advantage of them and never really appreciate who they have.

I wish we all had a kaif in our lives.

by Crazy Beast!!! March 11, 2017

Kaif

A shiny boi who will betray his teammates and loves killing Stan

Aw shit, there goes Kaif, killing his friends.

by I_love_fluffing May 25, 2019

Kaif

An object that is used for describing a toy gentlemen and a chubby brown bear. Not much knowledge but the progressing. Kaifs are rare to find, so when you do never let go.

I want a kaif for Christmas

I want to hug a kaif because it is so chubby

by Ily__❤️ January 3, 2018

Kaif

A YouTuber who makes, in my opinion, really good content, yet only has about 591K subscribers.

Person 1 : Hey! Do you watch Kaif?
Person 2 : Who?
Person 1 : You're dead to me.

by Temrant September 25, 2020

Kaif

From the Turkish language - To chill out

I'm going to Kaif all over this beach with my beer today.

by Kaifer May 20, 2011