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Justin Bieber's Tattoo 

An object of myth and speculation (see also his Penis)

He refuses to talk about the tattoo and storms out of interviews if it is mentioned

it is rumoured to be one of the seven Horcruxes that carry his soul and creates his immortality from puberty.
" Justin Bieber's Tattoo is part of the horcruxes." said Dumbledore

person 1"I wonder what Justin Biebers Tattoo looks like?"

person 2 " I'm guessing a giant penis to compensate"

When Justin Bieber's balls drop 

A way of saying "yeah right" or trying to say something's never going to happen because it sounds so rediculous. Synonomous to "when hell freezes over"
Derek: "Hey Dan can i borrow your car tonight?"
Dan: "No"
Derek: "Come on dude please. Won't you ever trust me."
Dan: "Hell no. I'll trust you when Justin Bieber's balls drop."

Justin Bieber Syndrome 

An extremely cruel way to say Down's Syndrome
Guy 1: That girl has Justin Bieber Syndrome.

Guy2: Hey, don't be cruel. Be nice, and call it Down's Syndrome.

Justin Bieber shape 

/dʒʌstɪn bi:bəɹ ʃeɪp/

noun

: the external parts of the female genital organs

Mod.Eng. from <Justin Bieber> + <shape>, first use c.2011
M: I have the stupidest desire to purchase silly bandz
G: They're rubber bands
G: That have something to do with farmville and... justin bieber.
M: they come in justin bieber shapes!
G: I'll come in your justin bieber shape.
G: Wait

Oh god delete that

Undo

UNDO
Justin Bieber shape by spearwolf February 26, 2011

Justin Bieber Syndrome 

A condition that prevents hormonal growth and development until age 18 or older.
I think this guy has Justin Bieber Syndrome. His voice probably won't change until he's a full adult.

justin beiber's mom 

The stupidest person in the world to give birth
If you think pregnant teens are bad parents, look at justin beiber's mom!