A small creature native to Philadelphia that has been relocated to the Midwest. He is best known for his lack of fingers, which been his claim to fame. This disability has lead a significant number of downfalls in his life. (Other amputation include speculation that he is indeed, a eunuch. Recent evidence seams to indicate it's accuracy)
He has been know to spill 35.9978% of the time he uses a cup without a cover. Many attribute this to his lack of digits, those who know better understand that it is due to ineptitude.
His greatest flaw is his steadfast objection to hygiene and self improvement. He has worn the same haircut for 1.5 decades. Also the same underwear for an equal duration.
He also claims fan-hood to several sports franchises within the NFL and MLB, leading to speculation that he may indeed be a communist.
His greatest triumph in life is his short lived football/rugby dominance orchestrated by his mentor, Micah, to whom he owes everything good in his life.
He is well known for his falsified marriage to singer, Selena Gomez, the relationship has been widely published and he is currently under heavy pressure to publicly apologize to Gomez for defamation of character.
He has been know to spill 35.9978% of the time he uses a cup without a cover. Many attribute this to his lack of digits, those who know better understand that it is due to ineptitude.
His greatest flaw is his steadfast objection to hygiene and self improvement. He has worn the same haircut for 1.5 decades. Also the same underwear for an equal duration.
He also claims fan-hood to several sports franchises within the NFL and MLB, leading to speculation that he may indeed be a communist.
His greatest triumph in life is his short lived football/rugby dominance orchestrated by his mentor, Micah, to whom he owes everything good in his life.
He is well known for his falsified marriage to singer, Selena Gomez, the relationship has been widely published and he is currently under heavy pressure to publicly apologize to Gomez for defamation of character.
Girl 1: I saw Justin Oliver today.
Girl 2: Did you hide in time?
Girl 1: Thankfully, yes.
Dude 1: Did you see Justin Oliver do that incredibly awesome thing?
Dude 2: Yeah, he must of learned it from Micah
Girl 2: Did you hide in time?
Girl 1: Thankfully, yes.
Dude 1: Did you see Justin Oliver do that incredibly awesome thing?
Dude 2: Yeah, he must of learned it from Micah
by truthaboutjustin January 14, 2014
a bad ass mother fucker who don't take no shit from nobody... commonly confused with jet li, chuck norris, or jackie chan... country of origin: Israel... fighting style: whoop some ass
by eagleops101 August 15, 2011
by Bread Gamer September 30, 2019
NICE you are going to try to guard Justin Jefferson, bruh just give up it is hopeless, You should go over there and sit next to Bernie.
by 🍀🦄SO UNLUCKY🍀 January 27, 2021
When u lay her on her stomach and grab her arms like riens and ride her off into the sunset because she's a fucking unicorn!
by Charliebrooks March 30, 2020
A nickname for Justin Bieber.
by Moozels November 16, 2010
An insult to all gays of the world. A little twit who needs to be slapped by God and Hitler. This bitch will NEVER be able to sing in his life. The kid is 16 and sounds worse then a dying chipmunk.
Alvin: Hey guys we have a new member!
Chipmunks: Who?
Alvin: Justin Beiber!
*Justin sings*
*chipmunks die from high pitch and bad lyrics*
Justin: Damn
Chipmunks: Who?
Alvin: Justin Beiber!
*Justin sings*
*chipmunks die from high pitch and bad lyrics*
Justin: Damn
by xXZombie RDXx February 25, 2011