justin jefferson

cRaCkEd aT fOotbALL mY gUy, he will crack your ankles.

NICE you are going to try to guard Justin Jefferson, bruh just give up it is hopeless, You should go over there and sit next to Bernie.

justin jefferson by 🍀🦄SO UNLUCKY🍀 January 27, 2021

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Justin Jefferson

He can get every hour of the day, he js so fine and he can fuck me all day long`

Justin Jefferson can fuck me all the time

Justin Jefferson by ilovejjetas November 25, 2023

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Justin Jefferson'd

When a player started running off of a catch and gets past you using a juke/fake move and then he griddy's to the endzone or once he reaches the endzone

HOLY SHIT KYLE JUST GOT JUSTIN JEFFERSON'D BY MICHEAL

Justin Jefferson'd by FadedIsCool January 28, 2023

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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