by sparky_penguin18 March 11, 2019
When a female hastily takes out a mans penis and immediately proceeds to give him a blow job so voracious and sloppy that she appears to look like a dinosaur hunting prey,
Man, i've always wanted a blowjob before, but after my girl jurassic parked me last night i'm kinda scared to get one again
by Tyler Kue August 5, 2007
When a woman tells you specifically not to cum in her mouth during a blow job but you do so anyway (usually by forcing her head down). She then screams and spits the load back in your face just like that crazy dino does to Nedry in Jurassic Park
by hershdrums December 30, 2011
v: to 'jurassic park'. At peak of coitus, (from behind) the male forms a claw with his index and middle fingers, before running them along the female's back and then screaming "Jurassic Park" at climax.
by Juan Antonio Cortez October 4, 2008
When a fatass is walking so hard down the hall that water starts rippling and and computer monitors start shaking
by J-Rex04 January 17, 2020
by Lauren March 26, 2005
In refrence to the movie Jarassic Park on of the front two passengers of a car drops his pants and lets loose a diarrhea fart. This blinds the person from feces fragments and resembles the scene where Dennis Nedry (played by Wayne Knight) is attacked by a Dilophosaurus in his car while trying to steal Dinosaur DNA. Hence Jurassic Parking someone.
I am gonna Jurassic Park your ass!
Don't make me Jurassic Park you.
You Jurassic Parked him good.
Next time she complains like that you should Jurassic Park her.
I am going to be Jurassic Parking her tonight.
Don't make me Jurassic Park you.
You Jurassic Parked him good.
Next time she complains like that you should Jurassic Park her.
I am going to be Jurassic Parking her tonight.
by pntbllw3 June 26, 2009