Jurassic Park

In refrence to the movie Jarassic Park on of the front two passengers of a car drops his pants and lets loose a diarrhea fart. This blinds the person from feces fragments and resembles the scene where Dennis Nedry (played by Wayne Knight) is attacked by a Dilophosaurus in his car while trying to steal Dinosaur DNA. Hence Jurassic Parking someone.

I am gonna Jurassic Park your ass!

Don't make me Jurassic Park you.

You Jurassic Parked him good.

Next time she complains like that you should Jurassic Park her.

I am going to be Jurassic Parking her tonight.

by pntbllw3 June 26, 2009

Jurassic Park

Jurassic Park- a bar or club where the 50 and older crowd hangs out. Usually filled with people who have had multiple divorces

Dude, don't go there, it's Jurassic Park! Nothing but old heads.

by Rookie Sensation July 11, 2021

Jurassic Park

A magical cinematic legendary historical sales shattering golden polished (1993) film that will never be forgotten

Dr. Grant... My dear Dr. Sattler, Welcome... To Jurassic Park... Lovely wide shot of a valley of the park, full of Dinosaurs

by Jordan Quill April 24, 2017

Jurassic Park

An outdoor place where the elderly congregate; such as an outdoor market or a park.

"Why are all of these fogies gathering here? This place is becoming such a jurassic park!"

by benben42 February 16, 2010

Jurassic Park

Jurassic Park, adj. Synonymous with 'cash back'.

'That's a million pounds --- Jurassic Park'

by alan partridge January 19, 2003

Jurassic Park

A pretty good book, a pretty average film, and some pretty bad sequels.

Welcome to Hollywood, ladies and gentlemen...

"Wait a minute, why did Crichton's follow up book, The Lost World, seem to change what happened to most of the characters to fit in with the events of the first film?"

by OD Smith April 12, 2005

Jurassic Park

a group of middle aged or older people, usually at a bar

Can't go to the pub tonight, once bowling gets out it's like juraasic park there

by tom ferrek March 11, 2004