Jungle Fuck

To have sex with your partner on the bathroom counter, in the shower, on the floor, on the table, from behind while on the couch, on the kitchen counter, pressed up against the refrigerator...all in the space of 90 minutes, as if your environment where a jungle and it was your mission as a sex-crazed tarzan/jane to explore every orifice of it before your parents come home.

Bob: You and Becky finally hookup?
Chris: Yah, we jungle fucked for hours.
Bob: Damage assessment?
Chris: Broke a mirror in the bathroom, jacked up her shower doors and both ended up with rug burns on our backs and knees.
Bob: So totally worth it then?
Chris: Duh.

by b0xxx September 28, 2008

jungle fuck

To fuck wildly

hayley and Tom jungle fucked on the hall floor.

by jungle fucker August 10, 2003

jungle fuck

to eat food with voracity

I would jungle fuck some sushi right now, wouldn't you?

by tonysimpleman November 8, 2006

jungle fuck

chick with flinstone feet
egyption chridtmas
a black jew
porch monkey with curly hair
a nigger that studders like philip niles
a goofy bahemeath bitch

often used when shouting at people on the side of the road

hey look at that jungle fuck on that porch

by sam aldinger April 21, 2008

Jungle fuck

What my phone auto corrects jungkook to

I now call jungkook jungle fuck

by Jungkook is not actually emo January 2, 2019

Jingle Fuck

The more extreme way of saying the word "Fuck", usually used in more serious situations to show you know you're screwed.

Moe: "Hey Man, did you remember to clean the house before Sally came over?"
Jake: "AH JINGLE FUCK!"

Teacher: "Okay class, turn in your essay's that are worth 40 percent of your grade."
Student: "ahh jingle fuck."

by KingKTheThird June 3, 2013

Jingle Fuck

Fuck a Girl in the ass and you hear her boobie tassles jingle

I jingle fucked that bitch in da ASS NIGGUAH!

by MR.BLacK :) May 27, 2009