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Jumbotrode 

a jumbotrode is a small troll that lives inside of std infected twats. they come out just as the man is about to fully instert his genetalia in her vag. he then proceeds to laugh and make fun of the guys hairy gooch, and tell the woman that she looks like a retarded mountain lion. with her cauliflower smelling cooch the troll then decides to hop onto the guys nasty unshaven, grzzly adams looking balls and move onto the next person.
beware of this sopisticated little creatures called jumbotrodes

jumbotron 

The HUGE display screen typically found at sporting events. It shows game/player stats, scores, replays, advertisements, etc to the crowd.
Jumbotron is actually a Sony trademark name, but the word is used to refer generically to any gigantastic LED screens like it.
At a basketball court, the jumbotron might be about 11 feet wide, but in a football stadium, it'll probably be more like 33 feet.
jumbotron by creaternity June 11, 2006

Dishwasher Jumbotron

A mother with a voluptuous booty who who spends a lot of time in the kitchen.
Not trying to be disrespectful or anything but Dominic’s mother has that Dishwasher Jumbotron.
Dishwasher Jumbotron by gasp March 14, 2022

jumbotron 

Tim: Did you see that fat fucking jumbotron?
Ray: Yeah. Fuck. That bitch better not turn around cuz I don't wanna see the replay.
jumbotron by Lip Watch February 21, 2007

JumboTron 

The act of asking a girl/significant other out via a large television screen that displays text messages (i.e. JumboTron).
Rob wanted to date Sally, so he pulled a Jumbotron on her at the concert.
JumboTron by Dr. Wumbo September 8, 2010

JUMBOTRON 

Used to describe a payrate for a person who is working overtime on a holiday. Typically, when an individual is on the JUMBOTRON, they are making triple time.
Chris is rollin in the dough lately, he hit up 8 solid hours on the JUMBOTRON.
JUMBOTRON by mister delicious February 8, 2007

jumbotronwhore

A person at a sporting event who does everything possible to get on the Juumbotron.
"Did you see that idiot with pink and green hair dancing in the aisle every time there was a TV timeout?"

"Yeah, he was a real jumbotronwhore."
jumbotronwhore by ts15210 December 5, 2013
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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