Juliette's are fiesty Frenchy ladies! If they get mad, throw Cadbury's oreo chocolate and mild mozzarella at them then back away slowly...Juliette's are one big ball of dorky fun! They are very expressional and like to make weird squirrel noises when they talk! Juliette's have great style and are very beautiful...but they can't eat a fucking wrap to save their lives! Juliette's have a serious phobia of cockroaches that causes them to cry and scream for help! Seriously the coolest and most randomly funny chicks you'll ever meet...and can pick cool tunes for road trips!
by Old mate from unit 48 May 3, 2018
Who would have thought that Janice could have julietted at the daycare she works at? I thought she had higher standards.
by BeMatty April 4, 2014
Juliette is one of those humans that shine even when no one’s looking, you can catch a glimpse of her everywhere and they always seem to be living their best life. Juliette will make u feel like ur on another planet sometimes with the way she talks to u and it can be funny and cute at the same time, they always care about you and will try their best to cheer you up when ur sad. They are so quirky and come out with the most random stuff, even if it’s something unfunny they will make it humorous, everyone needs a Juliette in their life, they will make it that extra but special.
‘Juliette’ is glowing tonight damn
IVE LOST ‘ JULIETTE!’- Leave a trail of turkey dinosaurs for her she will be back she always does this smh.
IVE LOST ‘ JULIETTE!’- Leave a trail of turkey dinosaurs for her she will be back she always does this smh.
by Xmas mouse November 25, 2021
Juliette is at the absolute summit of the evolutionary chain. She is sweeter, more considerate and more generous than anyone you’ve ever met. Her natural beauty petrifies even the most aggressive predator, her sense of humour renders even vegans incapacitated and left in a state of uncontrollable laughter, and in case all else fails her intelligence and creativity will sweep anyone off their feet.
Disclaimer: Juliette is a non-trademarkable name. Discrepancies in genetic material, self-learning and quality control might occur. The reviewed specimen is of the highest possible quality and is no longer available for purchase.
Disclaimer: Juliette is a non-trademarkable name. Discrepancies in genetic material, self-learning and quality control might occur. The reviewed specimen is of the highest possible quality and is no longer available for purchase.
Person 1: W - wait what happened? Where am I?
Person 2: You crashed your car into a lamp post, you’re in an ambulance on our way to the hospital. What is the last thing you remember?
Person 1: Well, I saw this girl and I couldn’t keep my eyes off her, and then everything went black
Paramedic: Ohhh you saw Juliette, this happens like 5 times a week
Person 2: You crashed your car into a lamp post, you’re in an ambulance on our way to the hospital. What is the last thing you remember?
Person 1: Well, I saw this girl and I couldn’t keep my eyes off her, and then everything went black
Paramedic: Ohhh you saw Juliette, this happens like 5 times a week
by Duke of Zanzibar November 24, 2021
Juliette’s are naturally beautiful, cute, hilarious and have AMAZING friends. They are also very sexy and hot. They can be bitchy when pissed off but are soft and sweet on the inside. You NEVER want to get on a Juliette’s bad side or she will come for you. Juliette’s love their family and are mean sometimes but always say sorry.They love partying and having fun.
Boy 1: Hey do you know where Juliette is?
Boy2: Idk probably picking up some boys at the party, better get there fast if you want to be with her.
Boy2: Idk probably picking up some boys at the party, better get there fast if you want to be with her.
by notmidgirlisboss January 24, 2022
Verb; To helplessly pour through legal articles on Civil Law.
Alternatively, someone who has an unnatural attachment to Colin Firth.
Alternatively, someone who has an unnatural attachment to Colin Firth.
"Dude, I totally Julietted last night."
"Really? Loads of work done then?"
"No, dude, I raided Colin's bins."
"Really? Loads of work done then?"
"No, dude, I raided Colin's bins."
by Flat 6 February 11, 2009