Judo Eyes

1) To be so innebriated on marijuana that the individuals eyes appear slanted, apparently like a Japanese person.

This was first recorded on the song "Ridin Rims" by 'Dem Franchise Boys' in 2007, verse 3.

Loud pipes and music,
With the Judo Eyes.
2nd tone background,
With 2-inch tires.

by moosetrack October 16, 2010

Eye judo

Eye judo (aka Eye Jiu-jitsu) is a disciplined practice one needs to take in public places especially the workplace in order to avoid awkward or bad consequences. For instance if you see an attractive girl in the workplace and you look too much at her you may get fired for sexual harassment due to giving her “untoward looks”. Also Americans expect you to look them in the eye yet you got to be careful not to look too deeply – while talking to another guy you have to be able to look him in the eye but not so deeply or he will think you are attracted to him or want to have sex with him. Eye judo is a very subtle art and takes practice.

At work I find myself practicing eye judo all day.

by Bill Beef August 16, 2025