An unattractive nerdy/geeky young teen, who often gets luck with girls abroad and still tries to keep a long distance relationship that never works. Also known for having a habit of getting lead on by girls but gets rejected yet doesn't give up and still tries to escape the hopeless friend-zone.
What the hell is Jude doing? He's got no shot
by Frogster fog November 9, 2013
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is pretty nice but sometimes can be annoying. She is smart and caring
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by honney bunney April 18, 2018
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This person is so sensitive and can't take jokes. They kinda weird and they were probably gay at some point ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Guy 1 : Bro, that guy is such a Jude it's crazy.
Guy 2 : That's what I was saying bro.
by poo butt stink December 5, 2021
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An elderly woman who frequents bingo halls and casinos. Generally she has a large booty and a small head. She's usually a new yorker because she loves 4 distinct seasons. She needs to clear her throat constantly making weird sounds and if you have a dumb idea will she will look at you and say "whaaaaaoh"
Like The Jude, I too have a gambling problem
by Paczki12 October 30, 2020
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sex machine, absolute monster on the basketball court, gets so many bitches, snapchat- Jud4506, 5'2
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He put his willy in my bum
by amlx November 24, 2022
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jude is a really great friend.. he's sweet, protective of his friends, not to mention handsome, and kind. jude tends to be tall, nice, and offers to help anyone in need. he'll offer you his hoodie if you're cold, he'll talk to you if you need to vent, he'll stand up for you when you can't, altogether he's a great friend... if you have jude as a best friend don't let him go because he's the best friend you could ask for... not to mention he's a great guy to have as a boyfriend...
wow! jude is being so nice to josephine!!! i want to be his best friend!
by charlie dague November 30, 2021
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