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Josh-it by Gabbydagrump May 31, 2019

Josh it up 

To mess something up so terribly to the point where nothing can be fixed and there's absolutely no going back. Ultimately ends in your defeat.
"I tried to push Old Betsy up the hill, but she decided to flip over completely and let go of her resonators. Long story short, we're gonna need a new Marimba."
"Wow, way to Josh it up."
"How do you Josh it up that badly?"
"Josh can't even Josh it up to that extent."
"You just reached a whole new level of Joshing it up."

Josh'n it 

When it is your turn to go in a videogame, and you die before you ever move, or take any kind of an action. Usually a side product of an overly dense ginger beard. The term was coined from the widely popular Continue Show, which is one of the best videogame YouTube shows on the interwebs right now.
"Hey, it's your turn to go"

"It's your turn man"

"My wha?"

"DUDE YOU DIED! YOU DIDN'T EVEN MOVE! You're really Josh'n it right now"
Josh'n it by Pauls-Dad's-Dick January 23, 2013

The Italian Josh Norris 

You insert your penis into the girls clitoris and pee inside of her and than turn her back over and gurgle it and spit it into her mouth
My dad did the Italian Josh Norris to my mom
The Italian Josh Norris by NiggaJoe22 November 17, 2020
elegant, sophisticated, and stylish in appearance and behavior. When people hear the name Joshita, they perceive you as someone who is pleasing, stylish, diplomatic, gentle, and graceful. People want to get close to you because you project a comfortable and unthreatening posture.
1. Woahh look how joshita is looking
2. Omg yeahh ;)
Joshita by Ashrita November 22, 2021

joshitha 

A very friendly girl who understands everyone, and has a nice character. She usually don't get friends but she's lucky if she have some. She's unlucky for getting toxic friends. Basically she's really cute and many boys actually wants her. But maybe she might face relationship issues.
person 1:Yo man look who is she, she's so cute
Person:2 stop blushing she's joshitha. Talk to her bro
joshitha by Joshitha December 20, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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