by ryanodom8 May 14, 2009
a group of gay brothers who spread purity rings to promote there shity music AKA POP or a band that sucks
that Christian band is so Jonas brothers
by Giggity666666 May 30, 2009
An annoying tween-pop band that seems to be everywhere; on your tv, supermarket magazine racks, your neighbor's little daughter's backpack, youtube, myspace, etc. They define themselves as "rock" and to their fans, they are "soooooooo cute, smexy, hot, funny, like omj random!! and adorable and sweet and inspiring.
To those of us with an actual musical taste buds and judgment, they make them, well, literally gag.
LOOKS: The Jonas Brothers have the tendency to dress up in brightly colored skinny jeans wow, this will make us look cool and unique!!, awkward vests, and shirts with sleeves rolled up to add the manly effect, usually accessorized by hats, bracelets, and rings. All three have the habit to squint at the camera in pictures for no apparent reason.
Ability: The youngest one, Nick Jonas, sounds like a frog was shoved down his throat and is trying to nurse it back up his throat by squealing followed by occasional yelps that sound like dying pigs. Joe Jonas' voice is still stuck in between in that awkward stage of developing is vocal cords. Kevin Jonas is always seen strumming a guitar even though he plays no role in the band.
Fan Base: Annoying girls who only think they know what the "JB" is really about: inspiration, friendliness, blahblah. But they don't know without Disney channel, the JB wouldn't be anywhere.
Overall, this so-called-band doesn't deserve all the fame and money. Fans need to start growing up and listening to real music, real bands.
To those of us with an actual musical taste buds and judgment, they make them, well, literally gag.
LOOKS: The Jonas Brothers have the tendency to dress up in brightly colored skinny jeans wow, this will make us look cool and unique!!, awkward vests, and shirts with sleeves rolled up to add the manly effect, usually accessorized by hats, bracelets, and rings. All three have the habit to squint at the camera in pictures for no apparent reason.
Ability: The youngest one, Nick Jonas, sounds like a frog was shoved down his throat and is trying to nurse it back up his throat by squealing followed by occasional yelps that sound like dying pigs. Joe Jonas' voice is still stuck in between in that awkward stage of developing is vocal cords. Kevin Jonas is always seen strumming a guitar even though he plays no role in the band.
Fan Base: Annoying girls who only think they know what the "JB" is really about: inspiration, friendliness, blahblah. But they don't know without Disney channel, the JB wouldn't be anywhere.
Overall, this so-called-band doesn't deserve all the fame and money. Fans need to start growing up and listening to real music, real bands.
FAN: omj!! nick is soooooooo cute. - mrs nick jonas!!
FAN2: OMJJJJ i loveeeeee joe he is so funny!!!?!!!
FAN3: JB FAN FUREVER
The Jonas Brothers are yet another result of the tween pop sensations of the extremely greedy Disney channel empire.
FAN2: OMJJJJ i loveeeeee joe he is so funny!!!?!!!
FAN3: JB FAN FUREVER
The Jonas Brothers are yet another result of the tween pop sensations of the extremely greedy Disney channel empire.
by This Spork August 14, 2008
by Cornikinz May 10, 2009
Obviously, the worst band in history, tiny dicks, who are overrated, and have obviously never listened to their own songs.
Fans of these dicks have never heard any "older" songs, such as stuff by nirvana, Eiffel 65, and even Rick Astly's Never gonna give you up.
Fans (and Jonas themselfs) are to afraid of a little metal, or even turn up the volume on a video game.
Sensible people, will scratch their nails across a chalkboard, when in the prescene of a Jonas song.
Fans of these dicks have never heard any "older" songs, such as stuff by nirvana, Eiffel 65, and even Rick Astly's Never gonna give you up.
Fans (and Jonas themselfs) are to afraid of a little metal, or even turn up the volume on a video game.
Sensible people, will scratch their nails across a chalkboard, when in the prescene of a Jonas song.
Girl: "Oh ma gawd, wanna listen to my new Jonas Brothers CD?"
Guy in the same room for some reason: *pulls out a chalk board and places nails against it*
Guy in the same room for some reason: *pulls out a chalk board and places nails against it*
by Anon 64 September 13, 2009
A band made up of three brothers, Kevin, Joe and Nick.
Alot of people hate them, but alot of people love them.
They write all of their own songs and are known for being christian and wearing purity rings. Their fanbase is 90% made up of 13-19 year old girls and they are one of the most well known bands going. Nick Jonas has done a side project with a band which was called 'Nick Jonas and the Administration' and himself and Joe have both performed on broadway. They do NOT lipsync and they play their own instruments. They are thought of as a band from disney channel when really they were a band for years before they signed with disney. They currently have 4 albums (as of 2010) and Nick has 2 solo albums also. They deserve more respect than they are given and most people who dislike them don't know many of their songs or anything about them.
Alot of people hate them, but alot of people love them.
They write all of their own songs and are known for being christian and wearing purity rings. Their fanbase is 90% made up of 13-19 year old girls and they are one of the most well known bands going. Nick Jonas has done a side project with a band which was called 'Nick Jonas and the Administration' and himself and Joe have both performed on broadway. They do NOT lipsync and they play their own instruments. They are thought of as a band from disney channel when really they were a band for years before they signed with disney. They currently have 4 albums (as of 2010) and Nick has 2 solo albums also. They deserve more respect than they are given and most people who dislike them don't know many of their songs or anything about them.
Person #1. Did you hear the new Jonas Brothers song?
Person #2. Yeah it's really catchy i love the chorus!
Person #2. Yeah it's really catchy i love the chorus!
by TheKooooks August 26, 2010
Of all the boy bands and of all the Disney pop idols, the Jonas Brothers are the worst of the worst. They have unfortunately come back with a new album recently. Oh, and their music is NOT ROCK. We don't mean that as being something other than rock (as long as it's not something we're wholly, diametrically, unequivocally opposed to in and of itself), but NOT ROCK as in IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE. Much like Avril Lavigne, Olivia Rodrigo, Pink and Kelly Clarkson, the Jonas Brothers represent the most embarrassing attempts to clone rock music out there.
Jonas Brothers Fan: The Jonas Brothers really are an awesome and a talented band. I'm proud of them. I don't hate anything about them! GO AWAY IF YOU HATE THE JONAS BROTHERS! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!
Anti-Pop Snob Who Has Taste: No! The Jonas Brothers are NOT talented and they are NOT awesome! They are manufactured, kid-friendly and mass-produced as hell! I can't believe America has enough idiots in it to let this crap become popular!
Anti-Pop Snob Who Has Taste: No! The Jonas Brothers are NOT talented and they are NOT awesome! They are manufactured, kid-friendly and mass-produced as hell! I can't believe America has enough idiots in it to let this crap become popular!
by Super Tips July 29, 2023