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jombi is a slang term for marijuana otherwise known as weed

gilderoy and jill were smokin the jombi by the kindergarten

jombi by antwon 78 September 25, 2006

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Blow Jobbies

Similar to Blowjobs, Blow Jobbies is basically sucking a jobby. This act is usually preformed on a Jobby Webcam session.

Your Mum Gives Out Blow Jobbies more often than she gives out money.

Blow Jobbies by BCTC March 1, 2021

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Jobbism

Students build monuments in the belief that Jobb created the universe with math fractions

All the kids believe in Jobbism

Jobbism by Macadamia nuts January 19, 2018

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jobmine

A job bank used by University of Waterloo students to find co-op positions. It is notorious for crashing frequently and being related to 64% of all laptop assaults from students taking out their frustrations.

Co-op student: "I used jobmine for the first time yesterday."
Regular student: "How was it?"
Co-op student: "I don't want to talk about it."

jobmine by jobswine February 1, 2012

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jobbing

Terms used to describe losing a wrestling match. When someone is booked to lose a match they are said to being "doing the job" or "putting over" their opponent.

Appolo was tired of jobbing in TNA, and he quit.

jobbing by Michael Nweze April 22, 2006

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Jobie

The most kind beatufial girl you will ever meet :o and guess what, SHES MINE >:O!

"Jobie is really sweet"

Jobie by AdamSmith October 16, 2008

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Joebidenphobia

The extreme and irrational fear of people named Joe Biden.

Tim: It's not like I hate him. I just have the irrational fear of people named Joe Biden.
Gus: Joebidenphobia?
Tim: Yeah...

Joebidenphobia by NIQQA TWERK February 24, 2021

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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