Jolly Green Giant 

The baddest mother in the fucking valley:

The mighty MH-53 PAVE LOW was friend to downed pilots, SPEC OP types, puppies, and small children everywhere, while at the same time the bane of those unfortunate enough to be in it's gunner's sights.

//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PAVE_LOW

"Call in the Jolly Green Giants. We need a ride."

Jolly Green Giant by Darrell Parkhill August 17, 2009

jolly green giant 

a large poop, typically about 5-10 inches in length, that is very green

George had quite the jolly green giant in Barnes and Noble yesterday.

jolly green giant by Tom Clark May 13, 2005

Jolly green giant 

Jolly Green Giant : A big dick with a green condom on

Jeff stuck that bitch with his jolly green giant. She can't fuckin walk!

Jolly green giant by Joel April 10, 2006

jolly green giant 

an extremely large gentleman from Whickam, tyne and wear whom bares a strong resemblance to postman pat and spends the morning striding the surrounding fields picking vegetables

The Jolly green giant of whickam bank.

jolly green giant by giant watcher November 7, 2008

Jolly Green Giant 

is a huge fellow that picks corn in Whickham rocks from side to side and says "ERRRRRRRM THEM LADS MAURA HELP ERRRRRRM HO HO HO"

.....remember the 80s tinned vegetable advert?

Jolly Green Giant by The G Man August 28, 2003

Jolly Green Giant 

A Green Giant is an extremely large gentleman who rocks from side to side while chanting "err Mora, those lads are taking the mick like, errm"

I love corn, errm Ron

Jolly Green Giant by Ron Bell August 26, 2003