johnny log 

(event.) Shitting in ones pants when too drunk to know the difference.


Context:

I thought to myself, "That was the best shit I've ever had", and then realized that I was standing on the corner, waiting for the taxi.

"Ever drop a johnny log"

johnny log by Craney March 27, 2004

johnny log 

this is the shit that comes out of someone's ass while a john glenn is happening, or because of a john glenn

"dude i feel a johnny log coming out!"
"aw hell yeah lemme get some of that aw yeah man aw yeah"

johnny log by johnglenn69 June 26, 2017

Johnny logic

When somebody thinks they are helping but turns out worse..

Damn you tried to save me $14 but cost me 4 hours labor johnny logic.

Johnny logic by Johnny useless July 6, 2018

Johnny Logue 

Making a simple task look hard

“Trips over nothing” oops ive done a Johnny Logue!

Johnny Logue by The logues October 7, 2021