A living legend, he is a astronaught, dentist, engineer, debt collector, teacher, taxi driver, doctor, painter and much more. His penis has been inside every woman alive. He is most peoples dads. His penis is about 15 inches long, and he can fuck anyone he sees.
Dan: Bro, I just found out johnny sins is my dad.
Frank: Same bro, he fucked my mom, grandma, and aunt.
Frank: Same bro, he fucked my mom, grandma, and aunt.
by GangstaE.T_han March 22, 2021
Johnny Depp was gorgeous in Pirates of the Carribean.
by seth_cohen_fan January 15, 2006
n. A casserole composed of low-grade ground beef, onions, crushed tomatoes, tomato sauce, and pasta, common in Ohio elementary school cafeterias. The most vile substance ever served for lunch. Trivially easy to prepare, and cheap to make it is a favorite of school administrators.
My first experience with johnny marzetti was also my last. After that, I had my mom pack my lunch for me (in a Star Wars lunchbox).
by SkidMarkyMark October 18, 2006
by Jeff K July 18, 2005
A person who is crushing it in cryptocurrency and life. Hard for men and women to not desire a Johnny Now.
"I thought this guy was typical, he was a Johnny come lately. But seeing his fat stacks, he has got that Johnny Now energy"
by CMak_ February 3, 2021
by wayv! September 5, 2021
Johnny Silverhand is a central character throughout the Cyberpunk series, as well as an influential Rockerboy and the lead singer of the band Samurai. It was revealed that Johnny will be played by Keanu Reeves in the upcoming Cyberpunk 2077.
by gaynon June 16, 2019