by tee.. July 09, 2011

Normally celebrated on every Monday of the year. If you know anyone named John, today is the day to aggravate them.
by BobRossRevived January 27, 2020

On July 30th, anyone can harass people with the first name of John and they can't do anything about it
by ThePotatoPilot December 17, 2022

by _toomuchmoney$$_69 November 18, 2022

"Hey do you know what today is?"
"Yeah, it's John Johnson Day"
"wtf is that"
"It's the day you meet John Johnson"
"Yeah, it's John Johnson Day"
"wtf is that"
"It's the day you meet John Johnson"
by whatsit tooya February 04, 2022

by Jsjacvbsncjjc January 14, 2017

John Lennon and Yoko Ono spent their week-long honeymoon in bed in room 902 of the Amsterdam Hilton, the first of their "bed-in" protests against the Vietnam war, now a days having a 'John and Yoko' day is just a brilliant excuse to spend the day in bed with someone, all under the guise of a socially conscious protest!
Woman: I won't be able to make it into work today....
Boss: Why not??
Woman: My boyfriend and I are having a John and Yoko day, it is very important to the future of world peace!
Boss: Why not??
Woman: My boyfriend and I are having a John and Yoko day, it is very important to the future of world peace!
by Babycakes76 April 16, 2009
