john wilkes booth

After you abe lincoln a girl, as soon as you slap the top hat on, a friend (who has been slowly working one out) jumps out of the closet and shoots a load to the back of the girl's head, then get the hell out of there. In a perfect world the culprit needs to break his leg and scream latin gibberish, but just jumping out a window/running out the door will suffice. Timing needs to be perfect so it all depends on the dude jerking it in the background being able to nut on cue.

Kurt had just given dez the abe lincoln then as she put on the top hat phil came out of nowhere with and pulled a john wilkes booth.

john wilkes booth by Billy Lumpkin April 25, 2005

john wilkes boof 

When the teacher asks who shot Lincoln, and you shout out John Wilkes Boof.... and she says good answer

Ok class who shot Lincoln ? John Wilkes Boof....

john wilkes boof by Pfunk July 12, 2017

John Wilkes Booth

Sneak up behind a seated person (prefferably female) and blow your load on the back of their head.

i just john wilkes booth'd your mom

John Wilkes Booth by Drew Donald October 26, 2007

The John Wilkes Booth 

When you sit behind an unsuspecting victim in a theater and jerk off, and at just the right moment, shoot her in the back of the head with your load and run out.

"Bill is a maniac...did you hear he did The John Wilkes Booth to Angela at the IMAX during the premier of Iron Man 3?"

The John Wilkes Booth by TheLargeBreast February 20, 2014

The John Wilks Booth 

Sex term for surprisingly cumming on the back of someone's head. Preferably while on a balcony or in a theatre.

See also The Abraham Lincoln.

While Misty Gates was sleeping face down, I gave her The John Wilks Booth.

The John Wilks Booth by Goldengamingod September 7, 2009

John Wilkes Booth

The sexual act of ramming someone from behind then pulling out and ejaculating on the back of their head. Afterward, jumping out their window, taking off running, and yelling "The South shall rise again!!"

" I was banging Miranda last night, and didn't feel like cuddling, so I gave her the 'ol John Wilkes Booth and booked it out of there."

John Wilkes Booth by Cookmoney June 11, 2013

John Wilkes Booth

The man who did Lincoln extra dirty

John: You ever heard of John Wilkes Booth?
Tyson: Yes he is the guy who did Lincoln dirty

John Wilkes Booth by JFK Shot First May 28, 2018