John Hanson
John Hanson by A.holmes November 9, 2019
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John Hanson was the first president
He served from 1781-1782 under the Articles of Confederation
Guy 1: Did you know that John Hanson was the first president?!
Guy 2: No.
Guy: Dude, know your history.
Guy 2: No.
Guy: Dude, know your history.
John Hanson was the first president by Rex Narky May 10, 2017
John Henson
1. Unfunny "comedian" who was once host of Talk Soup and currently has a "show" on the TV Guide Channel.
2. Any of the various non-pigmented, birthmarks on the head, from the idiot described above.
2. Any of the various non-pigmented, birthmarks on the head, from the idiot described above.
1. I would rather channel surf than have to listen/see John Henson rattle off unfunny sayings.
2. Ew! Look at that fucked up John Henson on that guy's head!
2. Ew! Look at that fucked up John Henson on that guy's head!
John Henson by The Tyler July 31, 2006
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bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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